Tiger Blood

Charlie Sheen says that he has tiger blood, that it is running through his body. Now I wasn't too sure what tiger blood really was, so i asked a professional: So what is tiger blood, exactly?

"It's just the blood that happens to run through a tiger's body. Oh, and it's also the name of a brand of anabolic steroids used to build muscle."

  Wow. So, Charlie Sheen is taking steroids??  Now I'm REALLY confused. Now, I'm not exactly an animal LOVER, but i do think that the tigers need some recognition. I mean, howw they must feel, being related to Charlie Sheen and all, whew. I know I couldn't handle it. Anyways, I asked the professionals how those poor tigers felt about all this: How do the tigers feel about all this?

"Not great, probably. At least the people who care about tigers don't seem very happy about the comparisons. When we first e-mailed Luke Hunter, he told us, "It's so bizarre and such a distraction it's really not worth the time to chat. Charlie Sheen can talk all he wants about having tiger blood, but the sad truth is illegal poaching around the world is putting this magnificent creature at serious risk of extinction in the wild. Comments like Sheen's do nothing to help save tigers." They also don't seem to be doing very well for Charlie Sheen. We think."

Okay, now I feel REALLY bad for those poor little tigers, don't you?  Anyways, until next time, I'm Tom Lucifer saying: "Leave the poor tigers alone Sheen, they're already related to you, don't you think that's bad enough?"