Charlie Sheen: Bi-Winning???

So everyone's heard about Charlie Sheen saying how he's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning, but is he REALLY winning ANYTHING right now? I asked around, and general consensus is that the only thing he's winning is the title of "complete psycho". Anyways, I'm not trying to bash Charlie or what-not, personally I like the show he formerly acted on: Two And A Half Men. It is actually rumored that a woman Charlie slept with gave HIM the nickname: Two and a half men. I'm sure y'all can guess why that is... Ha-ha-ha. Until next time, I'm Tom Lucifer, saying "calm down Charlie Sheen, there're enough crazy people out there already."