Over-religious

We've all met those people that go door to door, trying to sell their religion. Nobody likes these people, nobody listens to these people, nobody even wants to LOOK at these people. So why are they still here? Why do these people INSIST on coming to my door, asking if I've "seen the light", and knocking AGAIN after I slam the door in their stuck-up, catholic faces? It's ridiculous how damn stubborn these people are, it's plain lunacy, that's what it is. I mean, I'll tell these people I'm a Satanist, and they STILL come knocking on my door, asking if I've "seen the light"! It's getting retarded, like, give it up already, I don't give a hell-forsaken SHIT about your "god"! That's all for now folks, until next time: I'm Tom Lucifer, saying "Leave me the fuck alone with your stupid religious crap."