Bus Drivers

Have you ever had to stand outside in the cold waiting for the bus, and when it gets to your stop, it just drives right by? I have. Have you ever just missed your bus and had to chase it half-way down the street? I have. Have you ever thought to yourself: "I wish the goddamn bus would hurry up"? I have. These are just some of the events regarding bus drivers that motivated me to writing this blog. I am sick and tired of the goddamn buses always driving by without stopping, ignoring the people trying to catch up to the bus, and everything else they do to piss people like me off! Every morning people catch the bus to go to work, school, or wherever else they're trying to go. And every morning, dozens of people are left standing at bus stops swearing, stomping, and generally taking their frustration out on the people around them. This issue has been a problem for quite some time now, and the city keeps getting new buses, but not new DRIVERS, and it's the drivers that are the problem, not the riders or the buses, but the drivers. Personally, I could care less either way, but there are people in this world that need to catch their buses on time in order to get to work on time, and these people are being left behind at their bus stops while bus drivers drive on by, not paying attention to the people waiting to get on the damned bus. I'm not worried though, I mean, if I really wanted to, I could ride my Harley to school as well as work, but I have issues with people fuckin' with my bike, so I leave it at home. This is Tom Lucifer saying: "If your gonna take the bus, be prepared to wait."

2012

We hear all this news about how the worlds gonna end in 2012, but we heard the same bullshit story about the year 666, Y2K, and all the rest of the shit. No matter how y'all look at it, it's still just a bunch of conspiracy theorists spouting sentimental bullshit to scare the crap out of everyone else. Now, for those of you who DO believe the world will end on December 21 of 2012, I'm sorry for harshin' on your mellow, but I do believe it's a load of shit. We asked a few commoners what THEIR views on 2012 were, and here is what they had to say:
SPEAKER 1 said:

"i think that its a possibility... the world wont end... maybe ragnarok will happen, maybe the planets will align and the Gods will come down, or up in some cases, and destroy those who are not the way they should be... or the world will have lots of disasters and only a few people will survive and a new civilization will be born"

SPEAKER 2 said:

"it's stupid"

These are two very different opinions, and side-by-side, they both look pretty wierd. Now in my opinion, whether the worlds gonna end or whatever, we should all be partying, getting smashed, doin' "the wild thing", and overall just having a good ol' time. Who's with me?
This is Tom Lucifer saying: "Lets get drunk!"

Japan

We've all heard the news about japan:

"Japan was hit by one of the largest earthquakes ever recorded on March 11. The magnitude-9.0 quake spawned a deadly tsunami that slammed into the nation's east coast, leaving a huge swath of devastation in its wake. Thousands of people are dead and many more are still missing or injured."

But what exactly are people doing to help? The answer is not a whole lot. People watch the disaster unfold on T.V., but they don't actually DO anything about it! There is lots of things we COULD do, lots of things we think we SHOULD do, but do we actually DO any of those things? Most of the time, no.
Japan has often donated when other countries have experienced disasters, such as when hurricane Katrina impacted the United States. But now, in THEIR time of need, where's everyone else? At home watching the disaster on T.V. while Japan suffers. Here are a few examples of orginizations and charities that are trying to help Japanese survivors:

AMERICAN RED CROSS: Emergency Operation Centers are opened in the affected areas and staffed by the chapters. This disaster is on a scale larger than the Japanese Red Cross can typically manage. Donations to the American Red Cross can be allocated for the International Disaster Relief Fund, which then deploys to the region to help.
GLOBALGIVING: Established a fund to disburse donations to organizations providing relief and emergency services to victims of the earthquake and tsunami.
SAVE THE CHILDREN: Mobilizing to provide immediate humanitarian relief in the shape of emergency health care and provision of non-food items and shelter.
SALVATION ARMY: The Salvation Army has been in Japan since 1895 and is currently providing emergency assistance to those in need.
AMERICARES: Emergency team is on full alert, mobilizing resources and dispatching an emergency response manager to the region.
CONVOY OF HOPE: Disaster Response team established connection with in-country partners who have been impacted by the damage and are identifying the needs and areas where Convoy of Hope may be of the greatest assistance.
INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL CORPS: Putting together relief teams, as well as supplies, and are in contact with partners in Japan and other affected countries to assess needs and coordinate our activities.
SHELTER BOX: The first team is mobilizing to head to Japan and begin the response effort.

If anybody has any more hesitations, imagine you sold everything you ever had, bought ocean-front property, and then it all got washed out to sea in a gigantic wave. Now ask yourself: Would you want help rebuilding your life?

Tiger Blood

Charlie Sheen says that he has tiger blood, that it is running through his body. Now I wasn't too sure what tiger blood really was, so i asked a professional: So what is tiger blood, exactly?

"It's just the blood that happens to run through a tiger's body. Oh, and it's also the name of a brand of anabolic steroids used to build muscle."

  Wow. So, Charlie Sheen is taking steroids??  Now I'm REALLY confused. Now, I'm not exactly an animal LOVER, but i do think that the tigers need some recognition. I mean, howw they must feel, being related to Charlie Sheen and all, whew. I know I couldn't handle it. Anyways, I asked the professionals how those poor tigers felt about all this: How do the tigers feel about all this?

"Not great, probably. At least the people who care about tigers don't seem very happy about the comparisons. When we first e-mailed Luke Hunter, he told us, "It's so bizarre and such a distraction it's really not worth the time to chat. Charlie Sheen can talk all he wants about having tiger blood, but the sad truth is illegal poaching around the world is putting this magnificent creature at serious risk of extinction in the wild. Comments like Sheen's do nothing to help save tigers." They also don't seem to be doing very well for Charlie Sheen. We think."

Okay, now I feel REALLY bad for those poor little tigers, don't you?  Anyways, until next time, I'm Tom Lucifer saying: "Leave the poor tigers alone Sheen, they're already related to you, don't you think that's bad enough?"

Over-religious

We've all met those people that go door to door, trying to sell their religion. Nobody likes these people, nobody listens to these people, nobody even wants to LOOK at these people. So why are they still here? Why do these people INSIST on coming to my door, asking if I've "seen the light", and knocking AGAIN after I slam the door in their stuck-up, catholic faces? It's ridiculous how damn stubborn these people are, it's plain lunacy, that's what it is. I mean, I'll tell these people I'm a Satanist, and they STILL come knocking on my door, asking if I've "seen the light"! It's getting retarded, like, give it up already, I don't give a hell-forsaken SHIT about your "god"! That's all for now folks, until next time: I'm Tom Lucifer, saying "Leave me the fuck alone with your stupid religious crap."

Charlie Sheen: Bi-Winning???

So everyone's heard about Charlie Sheen saying how he's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning, but is he REALLY winning ANYTHING right now? I asked around, and general consensus is that the only thing he's winning is the title of "complete psycho". Anyways, I'm not trying to bash Charlie or what-not, personally I like the show he formerly acted on: Two And A Half Men. It is actually rumored that a woman Charlie slept with gave HIM the nickname: Two and a half men. I'm sure y'all can guess why that is... Ha-ha-ha. Until next time, I'm Tom Lucifer, saying "calm down Charlie Sheen, there're enough crazy people out there already."

Weather

Anybody ever been to Calgary? Big city, lots of people, shitty weather, walmart, etc. When i say "shitty weather", I don't just mean rainy or snowy, I mean weather so nice you're too hot in your underwear one minute, and next thing you know, it's minus 30 and SNOWING! Now I don't mean to offend, but seriously, who puts up with this shit??? Not me, that's for sure. I'd much rather be somewhere permanently warm, like Hawaii, or Cuba, maybe even Mexico, anywhere but here. Alright, I think I've said enough, so see y'all next time, Peace Out.

school: worst idea of all time

I'm in school. And, as I'm sure many of you reading this know, school is boring. It is mind-numbing, brainwashing, and over-all, not preparing us for REAL LIFE. In school we learn about all this random crap that we are never going to need anywhere except IN SCHOOL. I mean, if we were going to be in a classroom learning shit all our lives, yeah, this stuff would be useful to know. But in the REAL world, people go to school for about 12-19 years, and most people live a lot longer than 12-19 years! Now i know y'all might think that I'm just ranting randomly, but I'm serious! Think about it, do you really NEED any of the stuff you learn in school? Not really.