Women

The number of things women do wrong suprises me daily, so I thought to share a few with you people of the internet world.
Number one: Talking too much. I'm not even kidding, and y'all know it, women have this tendency to not shut up. Ever.
Number two: Always thinking men have feelings. We don't. And if we did, we wouldn't share them any-how.
Number three: Never buying just what they need, but everything else as well. They all do this, I'm not kidding, I've witnessed it on multiple occassions. You send them with a list, and they come back with like, sixty other things.
Number four: They wear clothes. Haha, I'm just kidding, everybody has a right to cover-up, and a right to show cleavage as they wish.
Number five: They don't make enough sandwiches. It's true, we all know it guys.
Number six: They don't seem to know when something is a man's job, and therefore should be done, by a man.
Number seven: I actually don't have a nuber seven, but I think six is enough...
Anyways, men have just as many (if not twice as many) short-comings, so believe me when I say that there is no offence meant, and hopefully none taken. Hope y'all have a good day, good night, and a good life as well.
I'm Tom Lucifer saying: "Farewell for now."